Randomness…..
Couples that should never procreate….DAMN, just DAMN, lol.
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Worst break up story of the week…..
A Taiwan carpenter bought a porn DVD only to find secretly taped motel footage of his wife having sex with his friend, whom the husband later stabbed. The husband, identified only by his surname Lee, discovered the illicit sex on the DVD in 2002. The sexual acts apparently had been recorded using a hidden camera and were on a pornographic DVD, titled Affairs with Others’ Wives, which the husband bought from a vendor to watch at home. Lee, who lives in Taoyuan County near Taipei, divorced his wife after viewing the DVD. His friend, a butcher, fled their village. In August 2008, Lee spotted the butcher in Chungli City, returned with a knife and stabbed his former friend in the thigh. The butcher sued Lee for causing bodily harm. Lee fought but was unable to countersue the butcher for adultery, because of a five-year statute of limitations.
Make it a hot movie night…..
If you want a steamy night in with your boo-I say to hell with pornos. Get some ice cream, fruits, popcorn, ice, whatever you want. Get comfy on the couch and watch a hot movie together. These are a few that I suggest, they are beyond hot and very intense. I’ll be surprised if you even make it through these movies. You might be inspired to create your own, lol………..
My Top Rules for Oral Sex……
-Wash, wash and ummmerrraaa WASH!-Come on ppl….This should go without saying. Sad to say, but some folks just don’t get it. Don’t know how to put this, but I’m gonna get straight to the point- LADIES AND GENTS KEEP YOUR COOCH AND YOUR POLES CLEAN! Stank box or musty balls are not, I repeat NOT sexy! Hygiene is KEY-nuff said
-Ladies: Don’t be afraid of the d*ck, we are all grown here. If you are a bit insecure about giving your man some head, watch a porno, buy a book, heck-practice on an ice pop. There is always room for improvement, don’t be afraid to learn and try new things. Men: master your tongue, going down on us is not just about licking. You must explore, it’s sort of like a maze. Work your way around it and create some magic. Oh, and no rough stuff, to me, the slower the better.
-NO FARTING IN ANYONE’S FACE-If you must pass gas simply excuse yourself to the restroom.
-Enjoyment-both parties must enjoy the act. Get into it, it’s very sensual and is a huge part of foreplay. It’s no fun if only one person is into and the other is not. Let all your inhibitions go and enjoy each other’s body. It should never feel forced, or mechanical. You should willingly want to do it.
My Life……
A few flicks from my 30th birthday. My boyfriend Phoenix gave me the best surprise party EVER! This was such a blessed weekend that I’ll never forget:)…….
Fashion Spotlight: Zoe Kravitz (Like Mother like daughter)….
You know what they say-”She get it from her mama”…..That is an understatement when it comes to Zoe Kravitz. Not only is she a spitting image of her mom, Lisa Bonet. She also has her hipster, shabby chic sense of style. Seems like Zoe is channeling her inner “Denise Huxtabl”, which looks good on her. I ain’t mad at ya Zoe, if your going to emulate someone, why not your mommy? 
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Fashion….
